I was two seconds from reporting my car stolen when I happened to see it sitting in the bank's parking lot, right next door. I imagine it was thinking, "Owner! Owner! Here I am! If only I could draw attention to myself somehow - nevermind that fact that I'm hulking piece of machinery directly in your line of sight!"
Sigh... so what's your story? Do you ever indulge in acts of idiocy while an awesome scene is playing out in your head?