1) I'm very grateful for the invention of Bluetooth technology. I don't actually use it myself, but when I'm "writing" while I drive, (which includes gestures and speaking) people just think I'm swanky and up-to-date, not insane.
2) It's extremely difficult to hold your tongue perfectly still. Seriously. Go stand in front of mirror with your mouth hanging open and concentrate on your tongue. It moves. Even when you're telling it not to.
3) You cannot simply list that you are in a relationship with someone (and name them) if they are not on Facebook. Isn't this an indicator of a cult? You shall not date someone outside of the controlled group.