1) Now that school's out I've been doing some housecleaning. I decided I was sick of one of my couches, but couldn't fit it out the door. So I went and got my hatchet, hacked off the legs, dragged it into the yard and burnt it. Yep. That's how Mindy cleans house.
2) It's an indication of my fashion consciousness when I call a salon to get a haircut and when they ask me what kind of shape I want, I start describing the option I chose for my Mii on Wii Fit.
3) Why can't dog piss smell better? WHY??