Instead, I thought I'd provide you with some cat videos. Yes, THAT kind of lazy.
In the first video, I'm attempting to rescue a stray that I accepted earlier last week from a tree. It's like, the least dangerous cat-in-a-tree video you'll ever see. Also, I manage to fail at saving him, due to his complete lack of interest in being saved by me.
The second video is of the new man in my life, Samuel Wilderness. Samuel was discovered in the woods, completely ensnared in thorny underbrush. He's about three weeks old and has decided that I'm his mommy now. My rescue-mutt, Brutus, seems to think he's great fun.