Thursday, November 13, 2014

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately...

1) Why did we domesticate cats and not squirrels? Squirrels would bring us nuts.

2) We always talk about tech becoming self-aware, but I think it would be way worse if Scotch tape became self-aware.

3) I've become slightly obsessed with the idea that if FROZEN were called SHITSTORM and was actually about a girl who goes ape and throws poo at people when emotional, it could totally work.

Arendell's in deep, deep, deep, deep... shit.
The smell never bothered her anyway.
Can't hold it back anymore.


Stephanie B said...

Scotch tape? No, duck tape, sister. Duck tape. Oh my gosh, that would work... Lol. Nice rendition.

Suzi said...

Maybe it's because the squirrels would steal our nuts. They're good climbers, so they'd crawl right up our pantry shelf and open that container and eat all our honey roasted peanuts.

Not cool.

Mindy McGinnis said...

I've taken it even further. I now have pretty much the entire Let It Go redone with poop lyrics.