Thursday, August 24, 2017

Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately include questioning the lyrics of pop music:

1) If lightning really struck every time she moved, that girl would be a very difficult person to be around.

2) If Adele set fire to the rain it would be more of an ecological disaster than a romantic gesture.

3) If John Mayer really survived on the breath someone else was finished with he wouldn't make it far because technically that's carbon dioxide.